Captain Gaydar

30 Sep

Intent on ridding the world of evil, terror, and crimes against fashion, allow me to introduce ‘Captain Gaydar’.

The Captain is the alter-ego of Dwayne Rumpling. Dwayne’s mum used to tell him that eating a packet of ginger nuts a day would put hairs on his chest and she wasn’t wrong. Big thick ginger hairs to be precise. He ate so many of the damn things that they worked their way into his nervous system resulting in the acquisition of his many superpowers. He can leap buildings in a single bound, read minds, and everything he touches turns into skittles.

In his formative years, Dwayne won several disco dancing competitions and is still world-renowned in disco circles for his interpretation of ‘The Hustle’. He carries his medals tucked inside his spangly superhero Y-fronts and distracts his foes with tales of his escapades at Studio 54.

 

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3 Responses to “Captain Gaydar”

  1. Valerie September 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    He is fab!!
    Love the pink gauntlets.
    One of your best!!
    Lots of Love Mum xx

  2. maxiecole87 September 30, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    I have so many friends I would love to buy him for!

    • mistressofmonsters September 30, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

      Well, he has gone to his new home but anything you see on the site can be duplicated!

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