Bernie Longbottom – Bandit of Bristol

15 Aug

Bernie Longbottom

Bernie, a distant and still living relative of Alphonso (zombie lead singer with ‘Shuffling Terror’) likes cheap liquor, filthy jazz and the thrill of sticking his head out of a moving car like a dog. He is new to Bristol and is looking for someone to show him the sites so has signed up to Match.com, without much success. His bloodshot ‘come to bed’ eyes never seem to charm the ladies but perhaps it is more to do with his pungent aroma of hair oil and anchovies or the fact that he speaks his own language based on grunts and whistles, muffled by the scarf he uses to conceal his identity…who knows, but lets hope that Bernie finds his soulmate.

Bernie LongbottomIf you think you are Bernie’s perfect match, find him on my Etsy shop

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5 Responses to “Bernie Longbottom – Bandit of Bristol”

  1. quincylampshades August 15, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    I think Olivia Onion may be the lady… http://curiouspip.blogspot.com/2011/07/olivia-onion.html

  2. Monster in law August 19, 2011 at 8:28 am #

    Love him Jenny. You are very talented. I really like the characters and names that you give your monsters.

    • mistressofmonsters August 19, 2011 at 8:35 am #

      Thankyou! I’m having so much fun now I have a dedicated monster space. X

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