Alphonso McSkag

19 Jan





This mean looking beastie is Alphonso McSkag. Lead singer with zombie metal chart-toppers ‘Shuffling Terror’ Contrary to his zombie chums, he isn’t fond of brains. Alphonso has a more sophisticated palate and besides that… he just finds them too squidgy. He has never kissed a girl, or worn lederhosen. While on tour, Alphonso demands his dressing room be equipped with a Wii fit so he can keep trim and avoid that unsightly muffin-top over his skinny, tartan jeans.

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